sometimes you wake up and you’re like bucky barnes didn’t deserve any of the shit he went through
I bet Medusa used to take selfies and send em to people she disliked like surprise you little bitch
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
TERRY IS THE GRYFFINDOR
Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
Tumblr wins the internet again.
carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato chips your weary tennis racket to brown bear don’t you dean winchester no more
(Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.
you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave