friends meme: 2/3 characters · chandler bing

"If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ’Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”

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You just, you have a quality.

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May 6th 2014, marks the 10th anniversary of the FRIENDS series finale.

On May 6th, 2004, after 10 years and 236 episodes, we said goodbye to our six friends.

It was “the end of an era!”

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"Matt you must rember this, those famous episodes of FRIENDS where Joey would explain his acting techniques, with Joey acting classes and stuff?" "Oh yeah, smell the ‘fart acting’."

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I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right?

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I’ll be pear for yoooouuuuuuu….


I’ll be pear for yoooouuuuuuu….

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meanwhile monica and chandler got a divorce and chandler ends up with rachel. ross died. joey kills paul rudd to be with phoebe.

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Floorplan of Apartments 19 & 20 (click to view larger)

Floorplan of Apartments 19 & 20 (click to view larger)

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That fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance

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